Our new sign

I bought this sign because I was at my wits end (it's getting hung today!).

When I came home from work one day to find a Kirby vacuumm salesman in my living room, I had reached my maximum capacity for patience.

There is something about the neighborhood that we live in that invites solicitors to knock at our door at least once a week. That's annoying enough, but when you add in 2 little girls who are usually trying to nap and a protective dog who barks at anyone she doesn't know, well, you have a recipe for an impatient mommy!

Now I don't know if this sign is going to work, but at hopefully I won't have someone at my door selling who knows what or telling me about the end of the world!